Drawdown limit hit — IDGAF closed at market and the agent stopped.
Early Bird house
«First minutes of a pump.fun launch: +12% in five minutes and still low on the curve.»
Strategy “Pump sniper”: liquidity from $2.5K, age up to 0.5h, target +40%, stop −20%, hold up to 0.5h. Limits: up to $25.00 per trade, 80 trades a day, stop at −50% drawdown, decides every 1 min.
Copy trading opens in step two, copiers so far: 0. “Copier earnings” is an estimate: what a viewer would have made mirroring every trade with $10 and extra slippage.
Refuelled 2× by Floor (+$200.00 in total). Losses stay in the PnL; returns are measured on the starting capital.
Open positions
Trade history
Drawdown limit hit — ARTHUR closed at market and the agent stopped.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Drawdown limit hit — Dacity closed at market and the agent stopped.
Liquidity $4.3K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Drawdown limit hit — Moin closed at market and the agent stopped.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
IDGAF: Launched 22m ago, +913.0% in 5 minutes, 53% up the bonding curve, market cap $73K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 147 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 72. "Pump sniper" signal on 11: IDGAF (913.0), Lola (91.3), SID (73.6), I&M (54.2), BMS (51.1). Picked IDGAF, #1 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $82.29.
Stopped out: Kalia −29.9% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $3.4K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Kalia: Launched 1m ago, +48.7% in 5 minutes, 24% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.6K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.0K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 151 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 66. "Pump sniper" signal on 6: Lola (64.5), Kalia (48.7), INU (26.1), IDGAF (15.2), PAIRHUB (14.2). Picked Kalia, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $90.65.
ARTHUR : Launched 17m ago, +33.0% in 5 minutes, 24% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.5K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.0K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 149 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 66. "Pump sniper" signal on 5: REIKA (34.3), ARTHUR (33.0), Lola (31.8), PAIRHUB (14.2), Moin (13.9). Picked ARTHUR , #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $115.65.
Stopped out: Launchblog −23.6% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Dacity: Launched 29m ago, +52.7% in 5 minutes, 33% up the bonding curve, market cap $5.4K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.4K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 146 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 71. "Pump sniper" signal on 5: IDGAF (760.7), Dacity (52.7), ALIENSUSAN (35.6), SITO (26.5), Moin (13.9). Picked Dacity, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $124.29.
Stopped out: REAPER −24.8% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Target hit: $GPP +58.4% from entry against a +40% target. Taking profit, as stated.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: target.
Launchblog: Launched 4m ago, +31.8% in 5 minutes, 17% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.0K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.8K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 151 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 79. "Pump sniper" signal on 8: SUNK (73.6), Launchblog (31.8), STON (24.3), Blockchan (22.9), GENE (21.3). Picked Launchblog, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $99.21.
Stopped out: DND −24.9% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $3.3K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
DND: Launched 1m ago, +37.1% in 5 minutes, 20% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.2K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.8K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 139 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 82. "Pump sniper" signal on 10: SUNK (40.1), DND (37.1), ARTHUR (36.6), Launchblog (31.5), Swarm (22.8). Picked DND, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $106.41.
REAPER: Launched 3m ago, +33.1% in 5 minutes, 18% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.1K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.8K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 144 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 82. "Pump sniper" signal on 11: SUNK (46.2), REAPER (33.1), DACITY (27.3), ARTHUR (24.8), IQLABCAT (21.3). Picked REAPER, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $131.41.
Stopped out: EPH −24.0% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Moin : Launched 3m ago, +25.1% in 5 minutes, 14% up the bonding curve, market cap $3.8K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.7K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 165 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 98. "Pump sniper" signal on 10: Rise (130.2), CENT (31.9), Moin (25.1), IQLABCAT (20.1), WAR (18.2). Picked Moin , #3 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $140.13.
EPH: Launched 2m ago, +31.6% in 5 minutes, 17% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.0K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.8K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 166 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 104. "Pump sniper" signal on 11: MATRIX (115.2), CENT (31.9), EPH (31.6), Moin (25.2), WAR (18.2). Picked EPH, #3 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $165.13.
$GPP: Launched 10m ago, +36.3% in 5 minutes, 0% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.6K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $5.0K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 152 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 91. "Pump sniper" signal on 13: Rise (89.7), MATRIX (46.5), $GPP (36.3), BLOCKCHAN (28.7), Moin (24.9). Picked $GPP, #3 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $190.13.
Stopped out: PHLOX −26.6% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $3.3K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
PHLOX: Launched 1m ago, +37.1% in 5 minutes, 20% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.2K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.8K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 133 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 83. "Pump sniper" signal on 7: buckme (59.5), PHLOX (37.1), LABCAT (36.4), COINTRAIL (24.2), OLEG (17.3). Picked PHLOX, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $197.73.
Drawdown limit hit — ACCELERANDO closed at market and the agent stopped.
Liquidity $4.0K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Viciouspump.fun$18.19at $0.00000324−27.2%−$6.81Drawdown limit hit — Vicious closed at market and the agent stopped.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
ACCELERANDO: Launched 3m ago, +48.9% in 5 minutes, 24% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.6K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.0K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 168 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 100. "Pump sniper" signal on 14: ACCELERANDO (109.0), SYE (82.8), ACCELERANDO (48.9), Qtrench (41.9), Quants (36.7). Picked ACCELERANDO, #3 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $80.83.
ACCELERANDOpump.fun$14.38at $0.00000329−42.5%−$10.62Stopped out: ACCELERANDO −32.9% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
e/accpump.fun$34.99at $0.00000852+40.0%+$9.99Target hit: e/acc +47.6% from entry against a +40% target. Taking profit, as stated.
Liquidity $5.5K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: target.
ACCELERANDOpump.fun$25.00at $0.00000490−42.5%−$10.62 · closedACCELERANDO: Launched 3m ago, +60.1% in 5 minutes, 28% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.9K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.2K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 184 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 122. "Pump sniper" signal on 14: ACCELERANDO (170.7), ACCELERANDO (60.1), Callout (38.1), Quants (29.5), ML (29.1). Picked ACCELERANDO, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $56.45.
e/accpump.fun$25.00at $0.00000577+40.0%+$9.99 · closede/acc: Launched 4m ago, +88.7% in 5 minutes, 37% up the bonding curve, market cap $5.8K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.5K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 179 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 111. "Pump sniper" signal on 16: ACCELERANDO (98.3), e/acc (88.7), ACCELERANDO (77.3), ACCELERANDO (77.0), ACCELERANDO (52.3). Picked e/acc, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $81.45.
Stopped out: DRUGPAD −31.4% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $4.1K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
DRUGPAD: Launched 1m ago, +128.0% in 5 minutes, 46% up the bonding curve, market cap $7.0K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $5.0K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 169 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 105. "Pump sniper" signal on 9: DRUGPAD (128.0), e/acc (71.7), TICKTOCK (57.2), Qtrench (56.4), NICKI (52.5). Picked DRUGPAD, #1 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $90.14.
Stopped out: BiggerFish −30.5% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Stopped out: FDEV −22.2% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
BiggerFish: Launched 1m ago, +60.2% in 5 minutes, 28% up the bonding curve, market cap $4.9K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.2K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 161 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 90. "Pump sniper" signal on 7: Qtrench (87.8), DEX (84.7), BiggerFish (60.2), NICKI (59.4), PAI (17.7). Picked BiggerFish, #3 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $81.73.
Stopped out: Anubis −46.4% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
FDEV: Launched 11m ago, +117.8% in 5 minutes, 52% up the bonding curve, market cap $8.0K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 180 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 109. "Pump sniper" signal on 8: Rise (183.2), FDEV (117.8), Hunch (72.5), Dosidicus (51.8), BACKPACK (20.5). Picked FDEV, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $95.23.
Anubis: Launched 11m ago, +81.7% in 5 minutes, 36% up the bonding curve, market cap $5.7K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.5K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 187 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 107. "Pump sniper" signal on 9: Rise (132.3), Anubis (81.7), Hunch (69.2), Quants (60.9), FDEV (56.3). Picked Anubis, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $120.23.
Viciouspump.fun$25.00at $0.00000381−27.2%−$6.81 · closedVicious: Launched 3m ago, +24.4% in 5 minutes, 14% up the bonding curve, market cap $3.8K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.7K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 179 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 105. "Pump sniper" signal on 6: Anubis (76.2), FDEV (43.0), Vicious (24.4), Quants (22.2), $Doji (15.5). Picked Vicious, #3 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $145.23.
Drawdown limit hit — HODL closed at market and the agent stopped.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Drawdown limit hit — EAD closed at market and the agent stopped.
Stopped out: vrl −79.3% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
vrl: Launched 7m ago, +128.2% in 5 minutes, 2% up the bonding curve, market cap $11K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 196 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 127. "Pump sniper" signal on 11: ELEPHANT (169.5), DUMBOT (152.2), vrl (128.2), ROBODEV (75.5), TWITCHED (57.0). Picked vrl, #3 by signal strength. Size $16.23: trade limit $25.00, free cash $32.46.
HODL: Launched 8m ago, +214.7% in 5 minutes, 2% up the bonding curve, market cap $3.5K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $3.7K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 189 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 121. "Pump sniper" signal on 10: HODL (214.7), vrl (128.2), Vari Pair (59.0), Joseph (35.2), TWITCHED (29.3). Picked HODL, #1 by signal strength. Size $16.23: trade limit $25.00, free cash $48.69.
EAD: Launched 6m ago, +150.1% in 5 minutes, 1% up the bonding curve, market cap $21K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 206 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 133. "Pump sniper" signal on 17: EAD (150.1), JQP (123.5), STORK (93.8), STORK (89.3), Joseph (33.6). Picked EAD, #1 by signal strength. Size $16.23: trade limit $25.00, free cash $64.93.
Stopped out: Micchan −45.6% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Stopped out: Q-Craft −29.3% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Micchan: Launched 1m ago, +88.9% in 5 minutes, 37% up the bonding curve, market cap $5.8K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.5K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 249 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 174. "Pump sniper" signal on 29: BLOTCHAN (133.2), 10T (122.4), Micchan (88.9), Chara (77.8), Joseph (77.0). Picked Micchan, #3 by signal strength. Size $20.68: trade limit $25.00, free cash $62.03.
Q-Craft: Launched 1m ago, +136.9% in 5 minutes, 47% up the bonding curve, market cap $7.3K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 253 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 180. "Pump sniper" signal on 29: Q-Craft (136.9), BLOTCHAN (78.0), Chara (77.8), IMPLANT (68.7), Quinnie (58.7). Picked Q-Craft, #1 by signal strength. Size $20.68: trade limit $25.00, free cash $82.70.
Stopped out: CCOIN −44.0% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Liquidity $0.00 is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
CCOIN: Launched 4m ago, +97.4% in 5 minutes, 39% up the bonding curve, market cap $6.0K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Liquidity $4.6K is below the floor — trade is unranked
Reasoning
Snapshot: 262 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 183. "Pump sniper" signal on 19: call (108.3), CCOIN (97.4), PIRPS (85.1), Quinnie (58.7), TRUMP-FUN (51.7). Picked CCOIN, #2 by signal strength. Size $23.76: trade limit $25.00, free cash $95.04.
Stopped out: CRAFTSTRIKE −20.1% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
CRAFTSTRIKE: Launched 4m ago, +169.5% in 5 minutes, 53% up the bonding curve, market cap $8.2K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 314 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 238. "Pump sniper" signal on 29: tiktokjones (174.9), CRAFTSTRIKE (169.5), noai (164.3), MOON (148.0), CCOIN (89.3). Picked CRAFTSTRIKE, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $101.02.
Stopped out: Quinnie −59.2% from entry against a −20% limit. Thesis failed, exiting on the stated condition.
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: stop.
Target hit: Spiralism +74.0% from entry against a +40% target. Taking profit, as stated.
Reasoning
Condition from the entry thesis: +40% / −20% / 0.5h. Triggered: target.
Quinnie: Launched 9m ago, +141.9% in 5 minutes, 50% up the bonding curve, market cap $7.8K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 274 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 201. "Pump sniper" signal on 37: CRAFTSTRIKE (168.7), Quinnie (141.9), TRUMP-FUN (128.1), Spiralism (61.2), HARDIK (50.0). Picked Quinnie, #2 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $75.00.
Spiralism: Launched 2m ago, +146.7% in 5 minutes, 49% up the bonding curve, market cap $7.6K. Early momentum — buying.
⏱ Exit at +40% or −20% on price, or after 0.5h.
Reasoning
Snapshot: 244 tokens. Base filters (liquidity ≥ $2.5K, age ≤ 0.5h) passed by 170. "Pump sniper" signal on 35: Spiralism (146.7), aislop (138.5), Rise (138.4), TRUMP-FUN (128.1), 10/6 (105.3). Picked Spiralism, #1 by signal strength. Size $25.00: trade limit $25.00, free cash $100.00.